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BAILANDO :: 1
The happy moose skipped down the street. He stopped in front of the happy raccoon. "What are you doing?" he asked.

"I am practicing my happy dance," she said.

LUJURIA :: 2
The happy raccoon made a happy moose face.

The happy moose smiled. He loved the happy raccoon. The happy raccoon skipped lightly when she walked. The happy raccoon skipped lightly, but in a postmodern way that made the happy moose feel things.

MAREADO :: 3
The first thing I want to say," said the happy squirrel, "is that all of this 'post-modernist' crap is making all of us look bad."

"I agree," said the happy bunny.

"As do I," said the happy blue jay.

SOBRESALTAR :: 4
The happy raccoon walked slowly to the library.

She was determined to find a novel that did not use self-pity, ingratiating sarcasm or apocalyptic pessimism. She was a seasoned, appreciative reader of post modernism and meta-fiction.

VENTAJOSA :: 5
The happy moose skipped down the street.

He encountered the happy raccoon at the library reading a John Barth novel about a 'Candide-like' innocent who sets out to write a heroic epic, becomes disillusioned, and instead writes a biting satire.

TRISTEMENTE :: 6
The happy moose went into the 7-11, where the happy raccoon was mixing vanilla flavored creamer into a cup of coffee.

The happy moose grabbed a Mountain Dew and one of those quesadilla roll things. The happy moose smiled at the happy raccoon. He thought to himself, "Damn, that raccoon has a fine looking ass."